Wait what?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Yaoi.
You: FUCK...YEAH...FINALLY
Stranger: HELLO
You: HOW DO YOU DO? *sips tea*
Stranger: I'M DOING FINE, WHAT ABOUT YOU? *sips tea like a sir*
You: QUITE LOVELY IF YOU WILL * equips monocle and top hat*
Stranger: HOW SPLENDID! *puts on a fake mustache* g
You: WOULD BE AS SO KIND TO PARTAKE IN A LIVELY BANQUET? *sips tea again*
Stranger: OF COURSE.
You: LOVELY SHALL WE GO AS A COUPLE? OR A PAIR MY DEAR GOOD SIR?
Stranger: THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
You: *gives flowers* SHALL WE GO?---waitwaitwait what are we doing?
Stranger: I don't even know xD